School shooting in Knoxville

Central High School, Knoxville, Tennessee. Ryan McDonald, 15, shot in the chest.  Jamar Siler, 15, pulled the trigger at point blank range in the middle of the cafeteria and then calmly walked out the door.   Jamar’s sister, Ciara Siler, 22, is currently wanted by police for the murder of Jerri Lynn Goodman.

Utterly sad. You can’t deal with the devil and win. You can’t play around with evil. You must avoid it in all forms for it manifests itself in innumerable, seductive ways. Violence, hatred, moral indifference, neglect, stealing from the government, robbery, destroying some one else’s property, it’s all the same curse of woe. God offers a way out no matter how far gone you seem. Save yourself from this untoward generation.

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Great Bible Quote- Inadvertently

“The books that help you most are those which make you think the most. A great book that comes from a great thinker is a ship of thought, deep freighted with truth and beauty.”

Theodore Parker
1810-1860, Minister
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Jason Goldtrap’s Hurricane Fay Checklist

Jason Goldtrap’s Hurricane Fay Checklist

Water bottles. Check.

Full bathtub. Check.

Extra food and medicine. Check.

Hatches. Check.

Batons. Check.

Hunkers. Check.

Downs. Check.

Lone meteorologist who says the hurricane is a killer yet no one believes him. Check.

Sultry hotel manager who happens to be his ex-girlfriend. Check.

Heartless industrialist who proclaims “Nothing will go wrong” before he dies in an ironic fashion. Check.

Black guy who has two lines and then gets crushed by a falling palm tree. Check.

Kid with a rare form of cancer who must escape the hurricane just in time. Check.

Cheesy “Sci-fi Channel movie of the week” quality special effects. Check.

Alcoholic former rabbi who finds his faith amid the chaos. Check.

Lisa Hartman Black. Check.

Film of cruise ships crashing into downtown Orlando, irradiated Great White sharks escaping SeaWorld and being catapulted over the front gates of EPCOT. Check.

Reasons why the hurricane never would’ve happened if European capitalists hadn’t played God. Check.

DVD of Hurricane Faye with Director’s commentary, hilarious blooper reel and a rap version of “MacArthur Park.” Check.

Also, just to play it safe, Bigfoot’s safely stowed away in a freezer.

Jason Goldtrap, author of the novel Sarah Conrad of Eagle Creek
www.JasonGoldtrap.com
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Sarah Conrad of Eagle Creek Explained

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Bible Facts by Jason Goldtrap

Know Your Bible by Jason Goldtrap

The King James Version of the Bible is composed of 66 books; 1,189 chapters; 31,102 verses; 788,280 words; 3,566,480 letters. Psalms is the largest book with 150 chapters. Counting by words, III John is the shortest. Obadiah, Philemon, II John, III John and Jude each contain only one chapter. Psalm 117 is the shortest chapter- Psalm 119 is the longest. The longest name in the Bible is found in Isaiah 8:1; Maher-Shalal-Hash-Baz. His name means “Hurry to the spoil! He has made haste to the plunder!” The name refers to the impending plunder of Samaria and Damascus by the king of Assyria. King Og- shortest human name. Ai- shortest place name.

Esther 8:9 is the longest verse in the Bible with 78 words. The longest verse in the New Testament is Revelation 20:4. The shortest verse in the King James Version is John 11:35. The Bible can be read aloud in 70 hours. The Bible contains 3,294 questions and 6,468 commands. John Wycliffe gave us the first English translation of the Bible in 1382, although the language was quite different back then. Genesis 1:1 “In the bigynnyng God made of nouyt heuene and erthe.” The Bible has been translated into 2,287 languages. The most common word in the Bible is “the” which appears about 58,000 times.

120 animals are mentioned in the Bible, 27 birds. Deuteronomy 22:6 regards the treatment of bird’s nests. 139 plants. 39 rivers. 1,172 places. 30 Zechariahs and 30 Azariahs, 9 Simons, 7 Jeremiahs. The phrase “do not be afraid”- 365 times. The stars Orion, Arcturus, Mazzaroth, and Pleiades are in the Bible. The words Gnat, Grandmother, Reverend and Eternity occur once.

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Bigfoot’s Not Real- Sorry

As I write this… it’s August 15, 2008, a little after 10 am, Eastern Standard Time.

At 3 pm there is supposed to be a press conference in San Francisco California from two Bigfoot hunters who claim to have found a dead beast in the mountains of northern Georgia.  I’m going to go out on a limb and say this is/will be bunk.

I’ve been a fan of the pseudo-science of cryptozoology since the mid-1970s.  Back then, as a child in Fort Myers, Florida, the newspapers were abuzz with Skunk Ape sightings.  On the fringes of Lee County, in the murky swamps good ole Crackers and ex-hippies swore they were seeing Sasquatch’s southern cousin.  After a while the sightings diminished.  The fad faded or folks came to their senses either way.  30 years hence my home county has doubled in population so the wild ape population has surely moved further inland.  The most remarkable feat of their eastward migration is these giant creatures have the remarkable ability to avoid being hit by cars, shot by hunters or appearing as no more than fuzzy blobs in photos.

There are three possibilities.

1.  The press conference will be canceled at the last moment because of some unforeseen technicality.

2.  They will present disputable evidence.  “The DNA is real according to the best anthropologists in Guadalajara.”

3. They were the ones fooled!  A really bad costume fell out of an airplane, landed in the woods and became the colony of disgruntled beavers.  Too stupid to be plausible?  Studying evolution.  The costume/beaver settlement is a heck of a lot more scientifically credible than the Big Bang Theory.

Might there be a fourth possibility?  Are our two intrepid Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer amateur simian seekers telling the truth.  No.  If they are… I’ll eat my hat.  (Provided my hat is made out of chocolate and never actually touches my delicate coiffure.)

It would neat to have an unsolved mystery actually solved.  That would mean I would not have watched all of those episodes of “In Search Of…” in vain.  Leonard Nimoy would, at last, be redeemed.  However, my gut, basic science and common sense tells me that to buckle up, put the trays in their upright and locked position and be prepared to disembarked in the World of 2008: The Land of Low Expectations.  Such is the sorrow of modern life.  In 1978, the future was supposed to include flying cars and household robots.  Instead we got Lindsay Lohan and the only aliens we see are the kind who don’t speak English, never consider paying a hospital bill and yet they will still manage to vote for Obama three times this November.

“So, are you saying that thousands of people who claim to have seen a Bigfoot over the centuries are lying or mistaken?”  Yes. I am saying that thousands of people who claim to have seen a Bigfoot over the centuries are lying or mistaken.

Every ancient culture has a monster in the woods tale because every ancient culture has a vested interest in keeping kids out of the woods.

Bottom line, it’s easy to believe in what you hope might be but its better to be convinced of that which you is real after examining all available evidence and meditating on your place in the universe.  Do this and you’ll be a better person.  Don’t do it and you’ll be a lesser person.  Your choice.  Good luck and Godspeed.

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Fire at Mount Pleasant Church of Christ building

http://www.wbko.com/news/headlines/26924504.html

Historic building in Bowling Green, Kentucky, lost to an early morning blaze.

http://www.mtpleasantcoc.org/

Church website

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Eliza Edmunds Hewitt- The Sunshine Hymnist


Eliza Edmunds Hewitt

#156 For Christ and the Church, 1890

Eliza Edmunds Hewitt

Eliza Edmunds Hewitt

#163 Give Me Thy Heart, 1898

#415 More About Jesus, 1887

#599 Stepping in the Light, 1889

#659 There Is Rest, Sweet Rest, 1887

#756 When We All Get to Heaven, 1898

#760 Who Will Follow Jesus?, 1891

#775 Will There Be Any Stars in My Crown?, 1897

Eliza Edmunds Hewitt was born on June 28, 1851 in Philadelphia. She lived her entire life in the City of Brotherly Love and her dear esteem for mankind was reflected in her words. She died April 24, 1920.

Eliza was valedictorian at Girls’ Normal School. Upon graduating, she began teaching at the Northern Home for Friendless Children. Students back then often wrote on slate tablets. One day in 1887, a misbehaving boy for reasons unknown hit her across the back with a large piece of heavy slate. The injury nearly crippled her and the town doctor placed her in a body cast. She spent six months in bed barely able to move. She used her time as a gift and devoted herself to reading and memorizing poetry as well as studying singing. When she was finally freed from the cast she took a walk in a nearby park to celebrate the day. Her immense joy was captured in the song There Is Sunshine in My Soul (#663) ~Habakkuk 3:2-4.

Eliza became good friends with hymnist Fanny J. Crosby (#9 All the Way My Savior Leads Me). When Fanny died in 1915, Eliza memorialized her with this poem.

Away to the country of sunshine and song,

Our songbird has taken her flight,

And she who has sung in the darkness so long

Now sings in the beautiful light.

Goodbye, dearest Fanny, goodbye for awhile

You will walk in the shadows no more;

Around you, the sunbeams of glory will smile;

The Lamb is the light of that Shore!

I John 3:1-3 Behold what manner of love the Father has bestowed on us, that we should be called children of God! Therefore the world does not know us, because it did not know Him. Beloved, now we are children of God; and it has not yet been revealed what we shall be, but we know that when He is revealed, we shall be like Him, for we shall see Him as He is. And everyone who has this hope in Him purifies himself, just as He is pure.

1 Chronicles 16:8-13 Oh, give thanks to the Lord! Call upon His name; make known His deeds among the peoples! Sing to Him, sing psalms to Him; talk of all His wondrous works! Glory in His holy name; let the hearts of those rejoice who seek the Lord! Seek the Lord and His strength; seek His face evermore! Remember His marvelous works which He has done, His wonders, and the judgments of His mouth, O seed of Israel His servant, you children of Jacob, His chosen ones! (Quotes from the New King James Version)

How can we share our love for Christ? How can we encourage one another? How can we use sickness?

By Jason Goldtrap, for the Central Church of Christ in Haines City, Florida, August 13, 2008 JasonGoldtrap.com

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The Plea of Redemption’s Workers

The Plea of Redemption’s Workers
By Jason Goldtrap 08.10.08

Those of us who are Christians recognize Christ’s sacrifice and His call to Holy Living. We remember it weekly, by the bread and the cup, as well as our hymns, our prayers, our meditations. Additionally, we each work in our given field to make sure others know about it too. Five among us have occupations which are readily apparent because of their visible stations within our congregation. I won’t give you a detailed accounting of their duties; I’ll just mention one highlight of each. Sam preaches; Ted teaches a class; Laverne goes to hospitals; Larry wrestles in prayer; and Janet manages children. They each do something a little bit different from the next but it is done in perfect unity. Last Friday, NBC Commentator Bob Costas covered the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics. At one point he saw 2,008 tai chi masters performing in a perfect circle who moved fluidly as one. He also noted how they did not have markers on the ground or stage hands directing them where to go and what to do. He said, I’m paraphrasing, “Each moves without markings because each is fully aware of the other.”

All Christians work, even if others don’t particularly notice our contributions. Every Christian here has a different job. Many are retired; so their job is to stay at home and look after things or look after each other. Some work in factories, orange groves, schools, office buildings and, in a sense, they all do the same thing as me. I write. Of what do I write? The only thing I can, that grand old theme which animates and elevates as surely as it elucidates and captivates the spirit: redemption, friends, redemption. All Christians, no matter what we do, proclaim the merits of redemption by our actions. We say to our co-workers what we think of God by our actions and I hope and I pray, that message of redemption concerns its joy, its might and its availability.

And even so, amid this chorus, surrounded in the center of worship, there are still those who are aware of their lost state, who can recite the plan of salvation but for various reasons, they decline it. They choose this day as they do everyday, to ignore the heavenly mandate to change their ways. Though they thirst they reject the Living Water. Though they suffer they refuse the Balm of Gilead. Though they hunger and they have set before them the very Bread of Life they will silently scoff and shake their heads.

How sad! How utterly pathetic! How horrible the cry they will hear from the King of Kings, “Away with you. Man, woman, (insert a name here) you had your chance and you rejected it. Every Sunday you heard the Invitation and you did not heed it. Your friends, your family sang, encouraging you to change but you didn’t. Through out the week, my Spirit moved others to share the Word with you and you refused it! Men preached. Women admonished. The Bible was right there in front of you to confirm what they spoke and you did nothing! Because of your foolish pride you shall suffer a million fold worse than any pains you could experience or even conceive of during your sojourn on Earth. Depart from me, wicked doer, depart. Depart!”

How sad it will be to hear that mournful pronouncement from the very Lord who made you! Sadder still, is the Christian who chooses to live in rebellion to their calling. They sin and think nothing of it. What are you doing?

My fellow Christians, today, as we take communion, let us remember Christ’s sacrifice for us. Let it be a heart felt remembrance and/or a call to change our ways. For those of you who won’t be taking communion today, please, please, please reconsider your path and be resolved to enter the Kingdom of Light because to not accept that invitation of a watery grave is to invite a grave of pitch, coal and an unquenchable fire.

As Paul wrote in Romans 5:9-11 [Much more then], having now been justified by His blood, we shall be saved from wrath through Him. For if when we were enemies we were reconciled to God through the death of His Son, much more, having been reconciled, we shall be saved by His life. And not only that, but we also rejoice in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now received the reconciliation.

Let us remember this sacrifice which leads to this reconciliation. Let us return to God. Shall we pray?

Published in:  on August 10, 2008 at 5:46 am Leave a Comment
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Reverent Worship In A Howdy Doody World

I recently had the wonderful opportunity to attend the Spiritual Growth Workshop in Orlando. It was an enriching time. Besides the plethora of talented speakers, what I enjoyed most was the a cappella singing.

Overall, the singing was much better when the group was singing a well-written, musically punctuated piece and the song leader was not engaged in monkeyshines. I lead singing at my home congregation once a month and, not to brag – just elucidate, I am often complimented on my skills as a song leader. I choose solid songs.

One of the major contrasts I witnessed between the teen set and the adult gatherings was the split between singing fluff songs and hymns with sound, theological meat in the music. I heard someone describe these “devotional songs” as 7/11 songs- seven words, sung eleven times.

I remember when I was a teen asking why “Thank you Lord for Loving Me” was ok in the gym but forbidden in the auditorium. I’m now forty and that dichotomy of style still doesn’t make much sense.

The difference between a hymn and a PowerPoint, devo, new age fluff song is the difference between the New York Times and Joe’s Blog: vetting. The hymnal “Praise for the Lord” was edited by four individuals who were adults. They had years of experience of studying the matter of worship, focusing on its ideals and meaning. Because of this sincere treatment this particular hymnal opens up with a call to action. “Each day I’ll do a golden deed, by helping those who are in need;” is a pledge annunciated before your fellow workers that Christian living is, naturally, a daily activity.

Most of the “teen songs” do not survive into adulthood and for good reason. When you have a mortgage to pay you want to hear “Blessed assurance, Jesus is mine.” When a loved one is in the hospital your mind recalls the prayer “Be with me Lord, I cannot live without Thee.” When there is a rest from woes surely the unencumbered heart can sing “There is sunshine in my soul today, more glorious and bright than glows in any earthly sky for Jesus is my light.” (Note: Go to cyberhymnal.org and read the story behind Eliza E. Hewitt’s experience which lead her to write such a magnificent anthem of joy.)

Those solid song, those hymns forged at the hearth, those perennial psalms were penned by men and women who struggled to add their voice to the joyful noise. Many of them were from our own faith. And though they faced opposition from the weak who urged them to conform to the pattern of this world they stood their ground and said “We’re A Cappella, deal with it.” They faced ridicule, rejection and the scourging din of vain men to simply whisper that the bounds of fellowship outlast today’s fads: “May we all in truth and spirit worship Thee.” They reminded us that in spite of theological folly and the failings of personality “Our God, He Is Alive.”

A common factor to note in all of the hymns I just mentioned is the life entry era of each author. They all came to God before the advent of television. Because they matured in an era of reading instead of watching they wrote their declarations in a spirit of holiness. Since the age of television, there has been little written of musical merit. BHD- Before Howdy Doody, most folks lived their lives with a reasonable expectation of hard work, family support and the common recognition of the supreme governance of the Golden Rule. Ask your grandparents, chances are they never locked the front door. AHD- After Howdy Doody, the carnal powers that be in Manhattan and Hollywood decided to erase the sepia tone, conservative framework and smear it red and green. In a few short years, we went from Norman Rockwell to graffiti. We are now enduring the second generation of Americans who’ve grown up without a sense of neighborhood. Clearly, the information superhighway is no replacement for the backyard fence. Added to this organized, multi-pronged assault was easily accessible narcotics, historical revisionism, religious indifference and political correctness. Can a great hymn be written post-Woodstock? Maybe, but not very likely. It is a challenge to find anything great from the last 60 years. This is the Golden Age of Mediocrity. This is a generation which landed on the moon six times but has not been back since the Nixon administration. There are a handful of great leaders, one or two great films, a couple of great inventions. Why then should it be a surprise if we find but a handful of great hymns?

It is no wonder then that in such a flash/bang, shame neutral, hyper-saturation media environment that those suffering through the most, adolescents, are themselves captured by the desires of this age, commercialism and harsh task master of nihilism. More than ever, these children need these hymns. They need to hear one man, not three or four, not a muddled “praise team,” they need a humble, sturdy, father figure to stand before the great unwashed, admonish them to turn off their instant communications and lead them in meditation to the Garden of Prayer wherein lies naught but beautiful flowers and a simple stone bench where one might lean upon the Shepherd of Tender Youth. They desperately need to hear God addressed as Thee and Thou, two steps higher than the clumsy domain of megrim mortals. They need to be shielded from the chaos of charms and reminded that “While we do His good will, He abides with us still.”

They do not need pithy jingles mimicking the impetuousness of continual childhood, they need to be told that their boat is sailing on to the imperturbable harbor of adulthood. They need victory gardens, not Wal-mart. They need the marriage supper of the Lamb, not hooking up with the feelings du jour. They need cognitive proof that beyond trends and positive thinking there stands a Rock of Ages and a Balm in Gilead.

They need leaders who will command their attention above rather than to center stage. They don’t need spontaneous prayers, solos, cart wheels or unnecessary choral tricks to crack a whip and say “Look at me.” They need good singing, period not three exclamation points. They need to know that corporate worship of God is always exciting no matter if its done in a convention center with four-thousand voices or by a creek with four. Corporate worship is exciting always, beyond circumstances because it is, by its very nature, beyond the human experience. By raising your voice to God, unaccompanied by the clangs of cymbals or the warbling of a soloist, you are presenting God with the only sacrifice He demands: yourself.

During those blessed minutes, during those rests from the cacophony of cares, the individual son or daughter of the King of KIngs receives a tremendous opportunity: the chance to leave yourself and participate in the shadow of God’s glory. It is a marvelous time wherein we are not bound by the fetters of time and space. When we sing we join an invisible choir harmonized in English and Urdu and Hakka and Madurese. We don’t perform tenor, soprano, alto or bass in a church building in Florida in 2008, we sing on a dome on Mars in 2108, in a basement in 1008, and, yes, even in a jail in Philippi in AD 48. For a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, we wear robes of white and dip our feet in a Crystal Sea.

Friends, that is not the rambling fancies of my fertile imagination, that is the reality of worship. That is God’s glory. If you find yourself less than enthusiastic about that experience then it is not the fault of our your song leader it is your fault. Worship isn’t boring, you are boring. In those sacred seconds, I am reminded that I am not apart of the rat race because I am not a rat. And I lead with all diligence because I know that God promises a bounty of blessings for those who diligently seek to do His will. And those blessings are unbelievably, unfathomably wondrous. As Benjamin Beddome said “He fills my heart with joy, my lips attunes for praise, and to His glory I’ll devote the remnant of my days.”

It is my sincere hope that if you ever happen to be at the Central Church of Christ in Haines City, Florida on a Sunday when I am leading singing that you will completely forget my name, my skills or the occasionally out of tune vocalization of those near you and instead you will remember how you were moved because you beamed a smile when you realized that “we serve a risen Savior” and you will have trembled “Beneath the Cross of Jesus.” And you will rush to take that spark and light a blaze in your neighborhood to tell others about the perfect peace in this dark world of sin and the wonderful love of my Blessed Redeemer way down in the depths of my heart.

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